Hey, everybody, look at this disgusting Banana Slug I saw last weekend in Olympic National Park!
I hate bananas and slugs, so it’s pretty much my worst nightmare.
Lake Quinalt Lodge: Where Middle Aged White People Go To Relax in Acid-Washed Jeans
The BF and I are heading here next weekend. It’ll be a real pip!
But for serious, I am excited. We’re going to be very close to Forks, made famous by the most important novels of our time: Twilight. I plan to take a lot of verrrrry embarrassing pictures with as many Rob Pattinson cardboard cutouts as I can find.
So I guess I’m saying I could be single soon?
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