would you trade getting mildly hit by a car (just a few bumps and bruises - nothing serious - but still traumatic) if, in turn, you got a paid week off of work?
This means you need to look for a new job, stat. I contemplated getting into a minor accident nearly every day of my post-college- career-type job.
Preach. This was not an unfamiliar fantasy while I was working in biglaw….