Fette Sau – Brooklyn NY (Via. The Chive - The Best BBQ Joints in America)
Going here tonight to celebrate the vaginal discharge of my boyfriend from his mother’s vagina 32 years ago. And no, I can not think of a more disgusting way to describe a birthday. Believe you me, I tried.
Anyway, you’re probably not hungry now, but I’m meat fasting for the rest of today in preparation because Imma get it. (It = the meat sweats from all the pork I’m going to throw down my throat.) EXCITED.