Advice for Dating
If you’re going to ask your lady/man friend to hang out on the same day that you’re texting/emailing (Don’t call, ever.), please do it before lunch.
Otherwise someone may have already taken the liberty of eating 3 large tacos and a cup of guacamole with a bag of chips. And now he/she hypothetically feels a little bad about the food baby she’s gestating. Give a lady time to digest is all I’m saying.