Today in Obnoxious Facebook Status Updates
Unbidden, seemingly in response to nothing:
I have scent allergies, as do many other people, that make it very hard to breathe around certain scents. If you are going to be in a small, enclosed space with others, an elevator, bus, office etc., please put people’s health ahead of your vanity, and do not wear cologne, perfume, or other scented products. Thank you.
To which her friend responded:
we looked at a house in Ann Arbor where they used Tide WITH FEBREEZE and I got a migraine for the rest of the day. to think some people just live with that smell (and put it on their kids!)
I’ll just come out and admit I’m an assholejerkface, but my reaction is “Get bent.” Sure, no one likes an Axe cologne bomb in their face, but if you have a problem with the detergent WITH FEBREEZE I use, you are welcome to move to the goddamned moon. Where you can continue your life’s mission to ban gluten from school lunches or some shit.
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