Statements By the Guy I Just Stopped Seeing, Which Should Have Caused Me To Stop Seeing Him Much Sooner
- I didn’t hate Ghost Rider.
- Is a recess appointment like a copyright violation?
- Are Afghan women gross? I bet they’re hairy.
- Dubstep is one of my guilty pleasures.
- I am thinking about getting into UFC.
- If you want, I’ll go through all your clothes and tell you what I like and don’t like.
Based on this, it’s a toss up which of us is the bigger idiot.