Semi-Contemporaneous Observations. Beans.

Pros and Cons of Today So Far

Pros:

• Bought tickets to see MOTHERFUCKING Jeff Magnum at BAM
• Flying to San Fran (really, Oakland) tonight for my marathon on Saturday!!!!
• This salad from Pret.  It scratches my every culinary itch.  
• Indications of interest from inked and hirsute male suitor

Cons: 

• Working on a project to decipher my boss’ handwritten notes, which is fucking impossible because they’re in cuneiform
• My tights turned out to be thigh-high (then sheer to waist), which is unintentionally creeping out my male colleagues because my skirt creeps up when I sit down.  
• Carbo loading (which may not strictly be necessary, but which I am enjoying with reckless abandon) is making me bloatier than a Thxgiving balloon.  
• What the hell am I getting people for Christmas???