May 2013
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April 2013
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March 2013
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“What this movie lacks in coherency, it makes up for in incoherency.”
– My hilarious friend summarizing our at-home theatrical experience with Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, which in my opinion lacked only an attack kraken or mega-shark or aliens. Actually just aliens. (via fiduciarydoody)
Weird day couple of days on Tumblr. Two beers deep and bored at a bar with...
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“I know that getting high and drunk are your priorities, but it’s too obvious.”
– This is why I don’t hang out by Columbia Univ.
February 2013
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On repeat. Highly recommended. Very...
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The Paris Review Gchatted with George Saunders,...
Putting aside the fact that quoting Snoop Dogg to a brilliant, award-winning author is basically everything that is wrong with Millennials, this short interview with George Saunders on the Paris Review blog is really lovely. It’s not very pull-quotable, but here’s an interesting thought about modern language and valuing both high-brow and low-brow culture:
I find it exciting to...
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Observation
Being in a bad mood gives me a superpower where I can instantaneously determine everyone’s faults.
January 2013
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Words that rhyme with 'may,' according to...
Radioactive decay
Vitamin k
Cabriolet
Fannie Mae
Sorbet
Jean Baptiste Pierre Antoine de Monet
Well, that’s 75% of a poem right there!
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Note to Self (and Internet)
Title of yet-to-be-written geriatric detective novel series starring a plucky widow: “Ready, Willing and Mabel.”
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Today in Former Call Girl News!
[Ashley] Dupre and her fiance, asphalt king Thomas TJ Earle, welcomed Izabel into the world on Nov. 10 at 4:11 p.m. at the Jersey Shore Medical Center in Neptune Township, according to a close friend of Dupre’s.
You know what this means? Ashley Dupre is going to be the Asphalt Queen of New Jersey.
This news is a personal gift from the heavens proving God’s love for us all.
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“But one day a wet suit-wearing [Jennifer] Lawrence got an itch and scratched her...”
– The Best Scandal of 2013.
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“Escarole is the only vegetable that sounds like a dance. Too bad it’s...”
– Me, cruising Pinterest for some healthy eats I’ll reject in favor of dumplings once I get home
America's Test Kitchen: A Fridge That Tells You... →
americastestkitchen:
A Fridge That Tells You What to Make for Dinner: If you hate the scramble of combing through the fridge to find ingredients that can be turned into a decent meal, the T9000 refrigerator by Samsung is for you. The high-tech cooling device has a 10-inch, Wi-Fi enabled touchscreen that features…
1) HOLY. MOTHER. OF. DOG.
2) Can’t wait to see what this thing...
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mulaney: February and March Tour Dates →
mulaney:
Hi. In an effort to get attention and U.S. money I am performing stand-up comedy in various cities this winter.
NEW YORK CITY. CAROLINES. FEB 22-24. TIX HERE
MADISON, WI. MARCH 1. BARRYMORE THEATER. TIX HERE
MILWAUKEE. MARCH 2. THE PABST THEATER. TIX HERE
CLEVELAND. MARCH 15. TIX…
BAM. Snagged tickets to the Feb 22nd second show. Very excited for this one. Mulaney is a...
Add to: List of Things That Don't Happen When... →
And I went to an all women’s college, so y’all can trust me on this one.
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New Blog Idea
whydomyhandssmellweird.tumblr.com
Self explanatory.
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“Defenders of the prosecution seem to think that anyone charged with a felony...”
– Tim Wu, former professor of mine at Columbia Law, nailing it in the New Yorker
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The High Price of Being [Female and] Single in... →
Phew. I had gone what, like, 6 whole weeks without reading an article in The Atlantic written to make a woman feel bad about being unmarried/single? It seemed like forever. Glad that hellishness is over; my self esteem was reaching DANGEROUS levels of stability.
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Anonymous asked: You know that JGL had prosthetics and makeup to make him look like a young Bruce Willis right?
A brief history of tina fey and amy poehler's... →
Must read!
Full Disclosure: I’m about to the point in my love for these gals where I am going to start writing Amy/Tina fanfic. Not sexual. It will be like Dr. Who—we’ll travel through time and space having adventures saving humanity from aliens and misogynists.
OK and maybe a little sexual.
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“Waldeinsamkeit (German): The feeling of being alone in the woods”
– -The Atlantic, finally giving me a word to describe my favorite feeling.
Pronounciation, however, is another matter.
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Observation
The practice of law is often simply finding different ways to say ”No, thanks. You go fuck yourself, though.”
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